Retirement Home
Two little old ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain. the first started to head inside and the second just pulled out a condom from her pocket and snipped the end with a pair of scissors. The she stuck the cigarette in and thru the hole and ......
Written on 17/09/2008

Application For A Piece Of Ass
APPLICATION FOR A PIECE OF ASS NAME: ADDRESS: AGE: PHONE NUMBER: S.S.: COLOR OF HAIR: REAL COLOR: COLOR OF EYES: HEIGHT: WEIGHT: WAIST: DENTURES?: CHEST SIZEBRA SIZE: MARITAL STATUS?: MARRIED SINGLE DIVORCED OR PLAYS AROUND ARE BREASTS OR BALLS REAL? DO YOU LIKE THEM: SUCKED KISSED CARRESSED SQUEEZED ALL OR ......
Written on 22/09/2008

Helga Get The Cat!
A new condom shop opens in soho. It has condoms ranging from 20p to 1m A multimiliionaire goes in and looks at a platinum jewel encrusted top of the range condom. He looks at the shop keeper and says "how do i know this is any good?" "Ah Sir" the shopkeeper ......
Written on 25/09/2008

Short Ones...jokes!!
-What did the Banana say to the Vibrator? I don't know why your shaking, she's going to eat me. -What does parsley and pubic hair have in common? Push it aside and keep on eating! -What do you call '69' in China? Two-can-chew. -Did you hear about the guy who died ......
Written on 29/09/2008

Taking A Cruise
Mr. Johnson had been retired for a year when his wife of fifty years suggested they take a cruise: "We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like we did when we were young!" He thought it over and agreed. He put on his hat and went down ......
Written on 04/10/2008