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Peac**k An old biker was sitting on a bench. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors. Green, Red, Orange, Blue, and Yellow. The old man just stared and stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. ...... Written on 05/10/2008 |
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Should Children Witness Childbirth? Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold the light high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently Kathleen did as she was ...... Written on 06/10/2008 |
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Preparing For A Cruise A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. The travel agent said that all the ships were booked up and things were very tight, but that he would see what he could do. A couple of days later, ...... Written on 08/10/2008 |
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Some Nice Thoughts From A Friend.. Have you had time to pleasure yourself or think of me and get wet? I have thought of you! Picture this... We are in a hot tub, you are in a tiny black thong bathing suit. I am in a white see thru thong bathing suit. It is hot, slippery, and ...... Written on 13/10/2008 |
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How Latex Glove Made..... A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don't" she replied Well, " he spoofed, ...... Written on 17/10/2008 |
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