The Pope And The Seven Dwarfs
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son, " says the Pope, "What can I do for you?" Dopey asks, "Excuse me, your Excellency, but are there any ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Two Little Old Ladies....
Two elderly ladies, both heavy smokers, were waiting for a bus when it started to rain. While one lady disposed of her cigarette the other lady reached into her purse and pulled out a condom, cut off the tip, slipped the condom over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Her ......
Written on 20/10/2008

The Fit Sperm Cell
Once upon a time there was this sperm called Brian. Brian was a very health conscious sperm who spent all his time doing push-ups, sit-ups, somersaults and generally charging around the testicle being fit, while all the other sperms just slobbed about the place doing nothing. One day, one of the ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Pretty Smart "older" Women!
PRETTY SMART "OLDER" WOMEN!! An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Gorrila Needs Sex
A zoo had a female gorilla but no male and as time went by the female gorilla became hornier and hornier so the zoo decided to put an add in the paper offering 50, 000 to do the job. aAbig burly biker came in and said he would do it if ......
Written on 23/10/2008