Dumping A Man - Form Letter
Dear , I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file ......
Written on 26/10/2008

Little Johnny..
Little Johnny. One day Little Johnny's mom was cleaning his room. In the closet, she found a bondage SampM magazine. This was highly upsetting to her. She hid the magazine until his father got home. When Little Johnny's father walked in the door, she irately handed the magazine to him, and ......
Written on 29/10/2008

The Bank
A guy in a balaclava and waving a gun bursts into a sperm bank shouting "Open the safe, open the safe!!" A woman employee says "But Sir, this is a sperm bank, we have no money here" He waves the gun in her face and insists she open's the fridge. She ......
Written on 30/10/2008

A Woman Gets Pulled Over By A Police Officer And....
A Woman Gets Pulled Over by a Police Officer and.... Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Woman: Lost it 4 ......
Written on 02/11/2008

Three Men In The Forest
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all ......
Written on 08/11/2008