New Car?...
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped her. Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Nudist Colony
A man joins a very exclusive adult nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.A gorgeous blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?" The ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Men Are Happier--only Humour Girls....dont Worry
Men Are Just Happier People--What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Fart Football
SCORE An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look ......
Written on 14/09/2008