Farmers Joke
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and brought a bucket and a gallon of paint. ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Hormone Hostage Handbook
THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH & HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS! THIS IS A HANDY GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Little Johnie Strikes Again!
Little Johnie was playing baseball one day, when he saw his daddy's car drive into the woods behind the ballpark. Curious he ran over to check it out. What he saw made him so upset that he ran home to tell his mom. "MOM, guess what? I saw dad drive into ......
Written on 17/09/2008

When I Am An Old Lady
When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, And bring so much happiness...just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they've provided. Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited! When I'm an old lady and live with my kids I'll write on the wall ......
Written on 20/09/2008

Grandma's Boyfriend...
A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom ......
Written on 24/09/2008