Walmart Greeter
A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Walmart with her two kids. After shoving her way past several customers waiting to get carts, she says to the Walmart greeter, "Go through those carts and find me one that doesn't need oiling for once!" Yes Ma'am, happy to oblige, " says ......
Written on 24/09/2008

Irsh Joke I Saw
There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when one passed on, the other would take and spill the contents of a bottle of fine, Irish whiskey over the grave of the fondly missed ......
Written on 02/10/2008

A Dentist And His Patient
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. The girl watches ......
Written on 02/10/2008

Another Fishing Story With A Minister, A Priest, And A Pastor
A minister goes fishing at the lake one morning and catches the largest fish he has ever seen. As he is walking back up the dock and past Joe's Bait House, Joe comes out and says "man, that's the biggest son of a bitch I have ever seen." The minister reminds ......
Written on 03/10/2008

Retiring Mail Man
It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent ......
Written on 06/10/2008