Who Said This??????????
All the answers are at the bottom of page. But don?t look untill after all are read 1 "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I?m just the one to do it." 2 "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving ......
Written on 20/10/2008

An Old Lady
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now, " says the old lady, ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Earthworms
So there were these two earthworms digging around in the dirt he one worm looks at his buddy and says "You know we haven't been to the suface in like 3 years. Why don't we go up and look around." the other worm says " No way why would you want ......
Written on 21/10/2008

About A Duck
A man stumbles home one night, blind drunk and stops at his front door. He is carrying a duck under his right shoulder. He fumbles for his keys, and sways through the door. He walks into his living room, and the duck goes "quack!". His wife turns around to him and ......
Written on 27/10/2008

Untitled
McComb's two-seater plane catches fire as he's flying across the wilds of the Amazon, and he's forced to crashland in the jungle. He climbs out of the plane, starts walking, and no sooner is he crossing a clearing than hundreds of screaming savages come running out of the forest and surround ......
Written on 28/10/2008