All You Can Drink
A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least ......
Written on 13/11/2008

Trouser Snake
NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" Trouser Snake LOCATION: Throughout the world DESCRIPTION: Varying from pink to black. Fangless, with a highly venomous spit. Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on it's mood and subspecies. SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks, mainly women, in the lower front abdomen, resulting in an inconspicuous bump. Then, ......
Written on 15/11/2008

How You Know When You Are A True Piasan
This is when you know you're a true paisan.......... Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses? Italians hate all witnesses! Do you know why most men from Italy are named Tony? On the boat over to America they put a sticker on them that said: TO NY.... ......
Written on 17/11/2008

Mother In Law
A man goes on holiday with his wife and mother in law to the holy land, shortly after they arrive the mother in law dies. In grief the man and his wife go to the undertaker to organise the funeral. When they get there the undertaker explains that they can have ......
Written on 17/11/2008

Blind Date
A young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored. "What would you like to do next?" he asked. "I wanna be weighed, " she said. So the young man took her ......
Written on 19/11/2008