Guy Walks Into A Bar
A guy walks into to a bar and sees a gut sitting at the end of the bar with a huge lighter so he walks over to the guy and says man that is a cool lighter were did you get itthe man says i got it from the piano player ......
Written on 19/11/2008

A Good Irishman......
A GOOD IRISHMAN.. A good Irish man, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and having a contest at who could make the best toast. John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life ......
Written on 20/11/2008

Women's Instructions
Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut ......
Written on 22/11/2008

There Is Justice In This World....
A man on a business trip had a 3 hour lay-over at LAX. He thinks that since he has some time to kiil, he might as well do some business while he's there, and calls one of his more important clients. As he's waiting for the client in the 1st Class ......
Written on 23/11/2008

Texas
A rough looking cowboy rides into town and tethers his horse outside the local Saloon. He goes inside, sits down, and drinks a couple of beers. When he is done drinking, he gets up and goes outside, only to find his horse missing. He storms back inside the Saloon and shouts ......
Written on 24/11/2008