Don't Step On The Ducks!
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: 'Don't step on the ducks! So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Mermaid
There was a farm with three friends living on it. They had fallen on hard times and had only one cow left. One morning one of the friends awoke to find their cow lying dead in the pasture. He was so distraught that he went down to the river to drown ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Two Bubbas Try Ice Fishin'
There were two bubbas from Alabama who love to fish, and they wanted to try some ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off for up there. The lakes were frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to a lake at a little bait shop ......
Written on 10/09/2008

A Raging River
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof! . God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able ......
Written on 12/09/2008

Couple Of Stiff Ones
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a nice-looking woman is driving and smells liquor on her breath. He says, "I'm going to have to give you the breathalyzer test to determine if you are under ......
Written on 13/09/2008