What Part Of Your Body Goes To Heaven First?
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven . . . which part of your body goes first? "Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands. "Why do you ......
Written on 05/03/2009

Penguin On Vacaton
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes ......
Written on 25/03/2009

How Could This Happen?
There was a middle age man who thought to himself that he was in good shape for his age, But for living in Florida, that he didn't quite have that "all over tan". So he went to the beach and buried his-self in sand except for that one "spot" that needed ......
Written on 06/04/2009

Kissing.........
Kissing Language yup, it's a language if a kiss is the Language of Love, then we have a lot to talk about it... methods of Love.... kiss on the cheek----"we're just friends" kiss on the hand-----"i adore you" kiss on the neck------"we belong together" kiss on the shoulder-----"i ......
Written on 06/04/2009

A Case For The Fbi
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood." "This will be noted." Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search ......
Written on 12/05/2009