Modern Vertsion Of The Birds And The Bees
This was forwarded to me and I thought everyone would enjoy this. Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together ......
Written on 24/05/2009

The Parrot Every Woman Needs!
A WOMAN WALKS INTO A PET STORE LOOKING FOR A PARROT. SHE SPOTS A PARROT IN THE CORNER OF THE STORE THAT SAYS 25.OO. SHE ASK THE STORE CLERK WHY THE PARROT WAS SO CHEAP, HE SAID THAT THE PARROT CAME FROM A WHORE HOUSE AND USES BAD LANGUAGE. SHE THINKS ......
Written on 24/05/2009

The Bible In 50 Words Or Less...
God made, Adam bit, Noah arked, Abraham split, Jacob fooled, Joseph ruled, Bush talked, Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued, People walked, Sea divided, Tablets guided, Promises landed, Saul freaked, David peeked, Prophets warned, Jesus born, ......
Written on 24/05/2009

My Darling...
Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. Becky my darling, he whispered. Hush my love, she ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Why Aren't You Married?
For those of you that are single and are tired of being asked this question, here are some comical relief comebacks... You haven't asked yet. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life. Because I just love hearing this question. Just lucky, I guess. ......
Written on 12/06/2009