Urinate
One day during a lesson on three syllable words the teacher asked for a show of hands for who knew a three syllable word and would use their word in a sentance. First she called on little Suzie, who responded with "wonderful, My teacher is wonderful." "Very good, Suzie, " replied ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Tight Skirt
A woman buys a leather skirt on sale, and it's just a wee bit too tight, but she figures--what the hell!--it's a really good deal. The first time she wears it, she goes down to the bus stop to go downtown. When the bus gets there, the skirt is too ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Happy Mother's Day
Hay all of you out their who have been reading my jokes posting and sharing others........ I want to take a moment to wish you all Happy Mother's Day. We are ourself is living proof of our mother who has taken care of us despite their hardship. Here ......
Written on 19/07/2009

69
Bloke wants a 69 with his girlfriend but she refuses as she's having her period. He continues to nag at her until she agree and they go upstairs to the bedroom. He can't wait and goes striaght into the 69 postion sucking and licking away not caring about her period. After ......
Written on 19/07/2009

The Farmers Wife
A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions before heading to town to do chores. "That fellow from Sematol will be along this afternoon to inseminate one of the cows. I've hung a nail by the right stall so you'll know which one I want him to impregnate." Satisfied ......
Written on 19/07/2009