Whales And Sea Men
Two whales are swimming in the ocean, a male and a female, they spot a fishing boat and decide to swim along side the fishing boat. The male whale quickly realizes that the sea men aboard the boat killed his parents. So he says to his female friend, "lets destroy that ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Not Worth It
An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra illegal in Egypt for 100 Egyptian pounds. "No, not worth it!" "OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?" "No, not worth it!" "OK, 20?" "No, not ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Free Drinks And Sex
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional. "Y'ken, " said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back hame. Why, in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes out ......
Written on 01/02/2010

An Orange D**k
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doc - "Hello. How can I help you?" Man - "I've got an orange willy, doc." Doc - "What??" Man - "My willy - it's turned orange." Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up....It seems it could be a sign of stress do ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Having A Bad Day....
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the ......
Written on 01/02/2010