Grizzly Bells....
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public service announcement: In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bear country. The bells warn away MOST bears brown, black, etc., but be careful because they don't scare Grizzly Bears. ......
Written on 13/09/2008

Bad Math
One Day at school a math teacher decided to quiz her class in addition. Teacher: "If I give you two cats plus two cats plus another two cats how many cats do you have?" Little Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No Little Johnny that's not right." "look If I give you two oranges ......
Written on 24/09/2008

Ole The Painter
Ole was never much of a scholar, but he sure could paint, especially portraits. As his fame grew, people came from all over to have him paint their formal portrait. One day, a beautiful young woman arrived at his studio and asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. ......
Written on 26/09/2008

Hmmmmm.....
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Coroner: No. Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you ......
Written on 03/10/2008

Three Old Friends
Three old friends get together and thy discover they all have boy friends by the same name, so to avoid confusion they decide to name their boy friends after sodas the first one says I will name mine 7up Because he's 7 inches and always up.The next one goes, I will ......
Written on 07/10/2008