Marriage
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went ......
Written on 15/10/2008

Busy Barber
This guy sticks his head into a crowded barbershop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop at all the customers and says, "About two hours, " and the guy leaves. Every day, the same guy pokes his head in at the busiest ......
Written on 17/10/2008

Screwed
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted. "I want to get screwed, " said the man. "OK, mister, but this is a private club, so ......
Written on 18/10/2008

Rich Guy
A rich guy was looking for excitement so he decided to put an ad in the newspaper. The ad said, "I will give 10, 000 to any person that can make my elephant jump." So the next day, people came from all over the world to try to get this elephant ......
Written on 18/10/2008

Mother Of Six.
A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband's description. "Mother ......
Written on 20/10/2008