Three Italian Nuns Die And Go To Heaven
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.The first nun says, "I want ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Upgrade Biyfriend To Husband
Upgrade boyfriend 5.0 to husband 1.0 - Pentium version Dear IT Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Nun Other
A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. The garage doesn't open until morning so they have to spend the night in a BampB. It only has one room available. The priest says: "Sister, I don't think the Lord would object ......
Written on 20/10/2008

How Much Did He Drink?
The police were notified that a man was laying on the lawn in front of a private residence Two police officers responded and discovered a middle aged man, apparently intoxicated tying to get to his feet "Can we help you, "asked one of the officers "No thank you ossifer, "the druken ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Shot Her Mouth Off
the rookie cop was telling his partner about the fun he had at a party the night before i had just shown up when this terrific chick took me by the hand and led me to her car the young cop said excitedly once in her car she unzipped me and ......
Written on 21/10/2008