Car
an irishman walks out of a pub stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand a cop on the beat sees him and approaches him "can i help you lad? "yesss, sssshombody stole my car! the irishman replies the cop asks "well now where was your car the last ......
Written on 21/10/2008

Whore House
A man goes to a cat house, ie:a whore house.He tells the madam that he always wanted to make love to a woman while sitting on the window sill.He tells her that it must be in the upstairs window though.She accomidates him with a very beautiful woman who takes him upstairs ......
Written on 06/11/2008

21st Century Explanation Of The Birds And The Bees
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail ......
Written on 08/11/2008

Tampons...
An attractive young woman out grocery shopping wheels her cart up to the checkout line, only to realize that she's forgotten one item tampons. An attentive bagboy notices the woman's bemused expression and asks if there's a problem. "Oh, I just forgot to get something important, " the woman replies. The ......
Written on 10/11/2008

Off To Vegas...
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man. 'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get 400 a night for ......
Written on 13/11/2008