Peanuts
A preacher went to talk to an 85 year old woman about heaven and hell and the sins of the world. He hadn't eaten all day and the old thing the old lady offered was some ice tea. The preacher looked and saw some peanuts on the coffee table. He asked ......
Written on 15/11/2008

Strip Joint...
Two guys are in a strip joint and one is seating in front of the other, a woman comes on to the stage and starts to strip the guy in the back Robert says "Oh yeah oh yeah" then the other guy turns around and says, "Hey Robert shut up" then ......
Written on 16/11/2008

Screwed
The traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted. "I want to get screwed, " said the man. "OK, mister, but this is a private club, so ......
Written on 16/11/2008

Twins
There were these two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistaked him for John and stated, "I'm sorry ......
Written on 17/11/2008

No More Chicken...
A little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter shed. "Tommy, " she said, "I'm not eating any more chicken sandwiches." "Why?" he asked. "'Cause I'm starting to grow feathers down here, " she said, pointing to the bottom of her tummy. "I don't believe you, " ......
Written on 18/11/2008