Fleas On Holiday Joke
One winter year, these two little fleas headed for the warm sunny beaches of California to escape the cold. The first flea got there and started rubbing suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flee legs. Just then, the second flea arrived just a shiverin' and a shakin'. ......
Written on 07/12/2008

Buy Your Lady A Drink
A bloke is sat at a bar when he sees this gorgeous woman waiting for her date. He decides to go over and chat her up. 'I think you're wasting your time, I'm only interested in women' said the woman. 'Oh come on, I bet I can change your mind' said ......
Written on 11/12/2008

A Man And His Three Wishes
A man is walking along a beach and finds a lamp. He rubs it. Out pops a genie. The genie says, "You know the drill. You get 3 wishes... But there is a catch. Everything that you get, ever lawyer on Earth will get 2 of." The guy says, "Ok, I ......
Written on 18/12/2008

Paying For Your Sin
A man who committed adultery died and went to hell. The grim reaper met him at the gate of hell saying that he will be burned in hellish fire for eternity. As the grim reaper was leading him to the hell fire, they saw four men are gang-raping a woman. The ......
Written on 18/12/2008

Boris Yeltsin Dies And Goes To Hell....
Boris Yeltsin dies and goes to hell. Well, we all knew that was going to happen, right? When he gets there, Satan is waiting to greet him. "Boris! So good to see you! We have a special offer for former leaders of countries this week, you get to choose your punishment, ......
Written on 18/12/2008