Blonde's Recap Of 2005
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May - ......
Written on 21/12/2008

Police Comments
The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country. 15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." 14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." 13 "If ......
Written on 06/01/2009

Circulation Lesson!
---------- A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, If I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir, " the boys said. ......
Written on 15/01/2009

Job At The Cia
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and ......
Written on 20/01/2009

Funny Jokes
an amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. they were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by 2 shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. the boy asked his father, " what is this, father?" the father never having seen an elevator responded ......
Written on 13/02/2009