Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, he doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him ......
Written on 09/09/2008

When There Is A Willthere Is A Way...lol
A Florida couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Elite Chicken Famer
one day a woman walk into a tax preparers office to file her taxes. the tax preparer ask her the usual questions. name, address, phone number, and occupation. for occupation she answered prostitute. the tax preparer said that just wouldnt do. so she said high class call girl. he said no ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Okie Salesman
Young guy from Oklahoma moves to Florida and goes to a big 'everything under one roof' department store looking for a job. The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?' The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Oklahoma' Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him ......
Written on 13/09/2008

Dear Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as ......
Written on 16/09/2008