Elderly Gambling Woman
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions after all, the client ......
Written on 17/09/2008

Government Job
A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?" "Yes, "he says, "I was in Vietnam for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment, " and then asks, "Are you disabled ......
Written on 17/09/2008

Mother Knows Best...
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. ......
Written on 19/09/2008

The Old Lady And The Bank President.
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions after all, the client ......
Written on 27/09/2008

This Actually Happenedto Me
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME Many years ago me and a few of my friends were in an upstairs room of a Pub The Lounge. We were all 192021yrs old. All up for a laugh. Apparently we were enjoying ourselves, SO MUCH, that other people in the Lounge weren't drinking. They ......
Written on 30/09/2008