Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference. Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. Bill Gates: I have just released the new ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Sticking It Out
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. ......
Written on 27/10/2008

What A Bargain....
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to fuss, "Where did you get that car???!!!"He calmly told them, "I bought it today." "With what money?" demanded his parents. "Well, " said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars." The parents slipped ......
Written on 05/11/2008

30 Things Stressed Women Might Say At Work
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf**k you. 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. 3. Well this day was a total waste of make up. 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. 6. Do ......
Written on 06/11/2008

The George And Condi Show
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm ......
Written on 06/11/2008