Polish Remover
A Polish man married a Canadian girl. Being in Canada for a year or so although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. Until one day he rushed into a Lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him ? "very quick." ......
Written on 07/11/2008

The Redhead
A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible, " says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she ......
Written on 09/11/2008

The Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing 1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice ......
Written on 09/11/2008

Sperm Count
A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the ......
Written on 10/11/2008

Tickle Me Elmo
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory, to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she's incredibly ......
Written on 13/11/2008