Stud Rooster
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look ......
Written on 09/09/2008

The Day The P***s Asks For A Pay Rise.
I, the P***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Norwegian Firefighters
One dark night outside a small town in Wisconsin, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the ......
Written on 15/09/2008

The 500 Dollar Hand Job
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?" Hooker replies, "It starts at 500 for a hand-job." Guy says, "500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job ......
Written on 16/09/2008

You Asked!!
A woman, married to the same man for fifteen years, couldn't understand why the romance was out of their marriage. Her husband would come home from work, watch TV until bed time and then retire without approaching her for intimate relations. She finally asked, "honey, don't you find me attractive any ......
Written on 19/09/2008