Raise In Salary
Subject: Raise in salary I, the P***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or holidays off. I work in a ......
Written on 20/09/2008

Sex In Old Age
This 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. he watches her for awhile then says, "You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?" she says "i just got my check-up and my ......
Written on 20/09/2008

Beer
For all of you beer lovers like me! Author Unknown SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. ......
Written on 21/09/2008

Wise Old Man
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating ......
Written on 21/09/2008

I Want To Live My Next Life Backwards!!!
You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on ......
Written on 26/09/2008