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The P***s Requesting A Raise The P***s Requesting a Raise I, the P***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in ...... Written on 16/10/2008 |
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Letter To Men It is important for men to remember that as women grow older it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should try not to yell. Let me relate how I handle the situation. When I chucked ...... Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Hes A Goner! A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits. ...... Written on 24/10/2008 |
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Only When He Is Drunk! A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place. The man says, "What's the problem, officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 65." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were ...... Written on 24/10/2008 |
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Application For A Raise Sir. I the p***s hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons. I do physical labour, I work at great depths, Ii plunge head first into everything i do, I do not get weekends or public holidays off, I work in a damp environment, I don't get paid overtime, ...... Written on 31/10/2008 |
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