The New Stud Rooster
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look ......
Written on 12/11/2008

P***s Plea
I, the p***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays I work in a damp environment I don't get paid overtime ......
Written on 19/11/2008

The Stud
farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. ......
Written on 22/11/2008

Kinky Idea
You Know You're kinky when: You hear about a Bridal Fashion Show to be held in your town, and you think, "Cool! I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!" Your entire Music collection consists of music you can Scene to. You give a ......
Written on 23/11/2008

Husband And Wife
Subject: Never Underestimate a Woman!! A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling, " he says. "I know ......
Written on 25/11/2008