Socialite Joke
When Charles de Gaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table, the ambassador's wife was talking with Madame de Gaulle: "Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the ......
Written on 28/11/2008

Salary Raise
A letter from Mr P***s to raise his salary: I, the P***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or ......
Written on 02/12/2008

Norwegian Fire Fighters
One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant, and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the ......
Written on 02/12/2008

Beer Troubleshooting
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass ......
Written on 13/12/2008

Complaint
The complaint: Ms.B.Haven I, the P***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in ......
Written on 14/12/2008