Women Drivers
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away a couple of seconds and when ......
Written on 29/12/2008

Oldies
A 85 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her then says, "You look ridiculous, what are you doing?" She says, "I just got my check-up and my doctor says I have the breasts of ......
Written on 26/01/2009

A Request From The P***s
I, the P***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. ......
Written on 31/01/2009

City Of Los Angeles High School Proficiency Test
1. Johnny has an AK-47 with a forty round clip. If he misses six shots out of ten shots and shoots thirteen times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-bys can he do before he has to re-load? 2. Jose has two ounces of cocaine. He sells an eight-ball to Jackson ......
Written on 05/03/2009

Retiring
Everyboby in the village knew that the postman was retiring and they all had prepare to bid him goodbye on his last day. Some invited him to have lunch with the family, others gave him presents. But one family was different. When the postman reached the last house, he was invited ......
Written on 05/03/2009