2 Weeks
3 couples one retired, one middle-aged and one newlywed- visit a minister and ask to join his church. The minister tells them they must first go two weeks without sex and then return and tell him how it went. Two weeks pass and the couples all return to the church. ......
Written on 13/02/2009

Sex Party
Three girls agree that they are going to organize a sex party. One is supposed to find a house, second one some food and drinks, and the third one is supposted to call up some men. After 2 days they meet and first one says: "I have found a big house ......
Written on 23/02/2009

Paper Bag
A little paper bag doesn't feel well, so he goes to his Doctor and has a blood test. A week later he returns for the results. "I'm afraid you're HIV positive" says the Doctor. "No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag" says the little paper ......
Written on 05/03/2009

Idiot's Sex Guide
1. Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea. 2. There is no need for dice in role playing. 3. Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway. 4. If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head start. 5. If she says she's into ......
Written on 24/03/2009

Life's Little Questions Part 1
01. What is the definition of Confidence? When your wife catches you in bed with another woman & you slap her on the Ass & say, "You're next!" 02. What's the difference between a bitch & a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, & a bitch sleeps with ......
Written on 06/04/2009