Rodney Dangerfield One Liners...
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home If it weren't for pick kpockets I'd have no sex life at all. And we were poor too. Why if I wasn't born a boy, I'd have nothing to ......
Written on 12/05/2009

Paying For It
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Abruptly, the girl stopped the boy dead in his tracks. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and ......
Written on 23/05/2009

Church Welcome
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle ......
Written on 23/05/2009

The Gunfighter
In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world. He practiced every minute of his spare time, but he knew that he wasn't yet first-rate and that there must be something he was doing wrong. ......
Written on 23/05/2009

Circle Flies
A cowboy in Montana got pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As ......
Written on 24/05/2009