Brush Salesman
Mother was standing on a chair cleaning out cupboards in the kitchen, 10 year old son comes in looks up her short skirt and sees her p***y and asks her what it is, she then realised that she had forgotten to put her knickers on, so she replied that is my ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Lascivious Limericks
There once was a couple from Kelly who went about belly-to-belly because in their haste the used library paste instead of petroleum jelly. There once was a hooker from Groo who filled her v****a with glue. She said with a grin "If the pay to get in, they'll pay to ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Likely Lick
A man surveys the women in a nightclub, picks out the most attractive, and takes a seat next to her at the bar. He uses all his best lines, but gets nowhere. Finally, he reaches into his pocket, takes out a small box, and pulls a frog out of it. "Cute, ......
Written on 12/06/2009

4 Gay Men
There are 4 gay men and one day one of them dies. After the funeral the dead man id creameated and the other 3 are tring to decied what to do with his ashed. The 1st gay man say " I am going to take him up to the mountains and ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Long But Funny If You're Not A Cop
A guy is driving down a long country lane at 100mph, a police officer is at the side of the road with a radar gun and catches the guy speeding, he follows and signals the guy to stop. When he gets over to the car he asks the guy why he ......
Written on 12/06/2009