Stages Of Life Takes Some Time, But Is Awesome!
The MALE stages of life AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox SEDUCTION LINE 17 My parents are away for the weekend. 25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35 My fiancee is away for the weekend. 48 My wife is away for ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Whenever There Is A Happy C**k, There Is Always A Wet P***y
On a farmyard, a c**k and a p***y cat were talking. "The grass is greener over yonder river" said the c**k. "Why don't you try crossing over there instead of comparing" replied the p***y cat. "Yes I will, and when I confirm it is really greener, will you join me?" the ......
Written on 11/07/2009

A Fight Between Cum And P***y
one day the cum of some one and the p***y of his girl friend "i'm better than u and usefull than u " the cum said "no i'm who better i'm more faithfull and usefull that u" the p***y replaied "ok we wi'' go to some one to tell us who ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Bunga....
okay...three guys were stranded on a island. On morning they were captured by savages, who periodically visit the island for rituals. The chief told the men, you are trespassing on sacred land. You have two choices to leave on is death the other, bunga. He goes to the first ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Blow Hot, Blow Cold
Three young women are discussing their boyfriends."It's funny, "says the first, "Pete's balls are always cold as ice when I suck his c**k..." "Weird, " replies the second girl, "it's the same with my Richard..." They turn to their friend:" what about you? When you blow your man, are his balls ......
Written on 19/07/2009