You've Just Been F**ked....
You've just joined this site. Mainly because you are a loser and don't really have much to offer anyone. You are married and your love life sucks. You are a workaholic and spend most of your time working or on business trips. After constant naging and the sex realization that you ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Old Folks Just A Swanging!!!
THERE WAS THIS OLD MAN & WOMAN IN THEIR 80'S SWINGING ON THE FRONT PORCH...THEY SWANG BACK & FORTH, BACK & FORTH...AFTER A WHILE THE OLD MAN LOOKED OVER AT HIS WIFE AS HE SAY "F**K YOU OLD WOMAN"!...THE OLD WOMAN, KIND OF TAKEN BACK, LOOKS AT HER HUSBAND & SAYS ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Three Sailors.
Theres this English sailor, a Scottish sailor and an Irish sailor, and theyre all braggin about their pubs back home. The Englishman says that his pub, if you buy three drinks, that ye get the next one fer free. The Scot says thats nothin, at his home pub, when ye buys ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Deaf Couple
A guy is driving out in the middle of nowhere, very lost. Finally he spots 2 houses so he goes up to the first house and looks in the door way. He sees an old lady yanking on her boobs and an old man jerking off. He is so freaked ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Hair In Spaghetti
Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary's p***y. The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, Gary starts to freak out. He screams, "Waiter! Waiter! Come over here!" The waiter says, "Can I help you, sir?" ......
Written on 19/07/2009