Forget The Fruit
A guy walks into a bar and orders an old fashioned. When as the bartender is making it, he notices a guy at the end of the bar, and ask the bartender to get the guy one of whatever he is drinking. He finishes his old fashined, motions the bartender over, ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Elderly Couple
An elderly couple was driving cross-country, the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "ma'am did you know you were speeding?" The woman turns to her husband and asks "What did he say?" The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING." ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Chocolate Better Than Sex
nbsp TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX: 1.nbspnbsp You can GET chocolate. 2.nbspnbsp "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3.nbspnbsp Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4.nbspnbsp You can safely have chocolate while you ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Not For The Catholic
A janitor is in the church sweeping when a guy rushes in yelling for a priest. The Priest comes rushing out of the confessional saying "What is wrong my child?". The guy replies, "There has been a terrible automobile accident and some are requesting last rights". The Priest then looks and ......
Written on 01/02/2010

How To Say I Love You In18 Languages
In case words fail you, here's how to say "I Love You" in 18 Languages.... English . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . .. . . .. . I Love You Spanish . . . . . . . ......
Written on 01/02/2010