....want A Cookie???
Subject: Want some cookies A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your d**k touch your ass?" The little boy answered no. ......
Written on 10/09/2008

The Little Ole Lady From Pasadena !
An old lady bought a new Mercedes in downtown Pasedena and was out on the Interstate for a nice evening drive. She had the top down, the breeze was blowing through her "scalp" and she decided to open her new ride up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph she ......
Written on 16/09/2008

Idiot's Sex Guide
1. Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea. 2. There is no need for dice in role playing. 3. Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway. 4. If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head start. 5. If she says she's into "bondage, " don't show ......
Written on 17/09/2008

"colored Blind"
FATHER, IT HAS BEEN ONE MONTH SINCE MY LAST COFESSION. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH NOOKIE GREEN, EVERY WEEK FOR THE LAST MONTH. THE PRIEST TELLS THE SINNER, "YOU ARE FORGIVEN GO OUT AND SAY THREE HAIL MARY"S." SOON AFTER, ANOTHER MAN ENTERS THE CONFESSIONAL, FATHER, ITS HAS BEEN TWO MONTHS ......
Written on 17/09/2008

Why Is Sex Like A Bike?
1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere. 2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory. 3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience. 4. It's easier to learn ......
Written on 21/09/2008