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Another Joke Two women who are on their way back from a night out stop on a graveyard for a wee as you do ladies.. one wipes herself with her knickers and throws them away, while the other uses a wreath.. Their husbands are in the pub the next evening.... Husband 1 says: ...... Written on 23/09/2008 |
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The Trainee Priest Father Frank, the trainee priest, has been left in charge of the daily confessioal by Father Ernest who gave him a list of sins and their appropriate absolutions. "Forgive me Father, " says the first sinner. "For I have stolen." Father Frank consults his list. For stealing you must say 7 ...... Written on 24/09/2008 |
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Catholic Schoolgirls A busload of Catholic schoolgirls is in a tragic crash and the girls re-unite in an orderly queue of course! at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asks the first girl, Jessica, if she's ever had any contact with the male organ. Jessica blushes and admits she once touched one with the ...... Written on 27/09/2008 |
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Superman Gets Horny One day superman is really horny and sees wonderwoman sunbathing on a beach naked! he gets an idea... "They've always said i'm faster than a speeding bullet and i've always wondered what she'd be like with all her powers so he zooms down and does her in a flash and is ...... Written on 29/09/2008 |
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Tickle Your Ass With A Feather There are these two guys on a public bus, we will call them John and Tom. A beautiful woman gets on the bus and sits across the way from John, he say tickle your ass with a feather the woman replies excuse me, John says particularly nice weather the woman replies ...... Written on 06/10/2008 |
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