Make Me A Real Woman
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. ......
Written on 24/10/2008

Personality Test
PERSONALITY TEST To determine your personality check the gift you'd most like to get: 1. Candy 2. Flowers 3. A sweet poem 4. Sex 5. DinnerDancing 6. Waffle iron If you answered... 1. CANDY It means that... You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts and hopefully likes to ......
Written on 28/10/2008

Postman
it was the mailmans last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his ......
Written on 28/10/2008

Apples For Sale
A man is driving down a country road when he sees a sign, "Apples 5.00 each." Intrigued to find out why an apple should cost that much, he stops and asks the farmer why the apples are so expensive. The farmer says, "These are special peanut buter and jelly apples, here ......
Written on 29/10/2008

Ministers Wife, Good One...
The Preacher was telling his wife of what his sermon would be sunday morning, he had told her he wanted to talk about " JET SKIING" water sport for the summers, she wasn't too thrilled about the subject matter , so she missed Church Sunday morning.. Meanwhile, he changed his sermon ......
Written on 02/11/2008