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Texas Cowboy A cowboy gets pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. The trooper started lecturing the cowboy about his speeding, in general began to throw his weight around trying to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, as he was doing this he ...... Written on 05/11/2008 |
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The Duck A boy and his mother are so poor that between all they own is a duck. The mother decides that the best thing would be to sell the duck it's a good duck! to get enough money to some more filling food, and after that she's not sure, but first the ...... Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Sex In The Dark Jane was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from his inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp--only to discover a cucumber in his hand. Is this what you've been using on me for the past 10 ...... Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Ed Zachary Disease A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek medical expertise with the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr Chang. Upon entering the ...... Written on 10/11/2008 |
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The Joke Is On You! There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late. "When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, ...... Written on 12/11/2008 |
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