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A Marine's Love Letter A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been ...... Written on 29/11/2008 |
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The Six Pack A drunk bum walks into a store and buys a six pack of millers. Well walking down the road he passed out in a ditch. Wallking down the same road was two gay men, upon looking at the passed out bum they pull his pants down and have their way with ...... Written on 30/11/2008 |
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Promises, Promises Young man when asked during an intercourse whether he will buy her a shoes says: SURE I WILL. When later asked during an intercourse whether he will buy her a dress says: SURE I WILL. Later asked during the Blow Job whether he will buy her a fur coat he also ...... Written on 04/12/2008 |
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Caribbean Immigrants A Canadian Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the Guyanese driver that because he was wearing his seat belt he had just won 5, 000 in the Province safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.. "Well, I goin get a driver's license, ...... Written on 04/12/2008 |
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A Scary Halloween Story This happened in a little town in Newfoundland, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchc**k tale, it's absolutely true. This guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night in the middle of a terrible rainstorm and no cars were on the road. ...... Written on 11/12/2008 |
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