Nut Rush
I am at a bar drinking me some beer. When Some old guy starts to talk about how he likes to get good old fashion butt f**k. So I told him that I am straight and I don't like to hear about him getting railed in the ass. So he gets ......
Written on 09/09/2008

C**k Attack
I was siting in wendeys eating food duh. When These 5 guys walk in and jump on the table ans start yelling and they all pull out there c**ks and start to hit this old guy in the face with there c**ks. Its was real funny, I mean not that I ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Things That Sound Dirty In The Office
I need to whip it out by 5:00. Mind if I use your laptop? Just stick it in my box. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag! I want it on my desk NOW! HHMMMMM....I think it's out of fluid. My equipment is so old, it takes forever ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Family Joke
A son comes home from college to West Virginia and tells his dad about a wonderful girl hes met. Dad, shes fantastic. Shes smart, in great shape, and shes getting her teaching certificate this spring. Im going to ask her to marry me, but But what, son? asks the father. Shes ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Bill Is Boss - Full Joke.
President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approaching him. "What is it?" sighs the president. "Its this abortion bill. What do you want to do about it?" the aide asks. "Go ahead and pay it, " says the president.......
Written on 09/09/2008