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Who Would Get To New York First? - Full Joke. if 2 homosexual guys were planning to go from San Francisco to New york at the same time 2 Lesbians were going to New York from San Francisco who would arrive first Answer: the guys would be packing their shit while the Lesbians were going lickedy split...... Written on 18/11/2008 |
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Do You Think! It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. But the reason this happens is because we are a people who has figured out how to travel into space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient ...... Written on 20/11/2008 |
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Could Be! - Full Joke. "you've got the wrong number said the sleepy eyed man into the telephone receiver your gonna have to call the weather report for that information who was that the beautiful young wife asked some guy wanting to know if the coast was clear...... Written on 23/11/2008 |
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Washing! Fred and Mary use a code for sex, the word is "washing machine". That night in bed Fred whispers to Mary "washing machine". Mary says "not tonight dear im too tired". 10mins later she feels guilty and says to Fred "washing machine". Fred replies "too late, it was only a small ...... Written on 04/12/2008 |
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Sex Lecture... The dean of women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation, " she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?" A young woman ...... Written on 20/12/2008 |
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