Wal-mart
I worked for a while at a Wal-Mart store, selling sporting goods. As an employee of Wal-Mart you are sometimes required to make store-wide pages, e.g., "I have a customer in hardware who needs assistance at the paint counter." One night a tentative female voice came over the intercom system with ......
Written on 21/12/2008

The Eskimo... - Full Joke.
AN ESKIMO IS DRIVING HIS CAR WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN HE BREAKS DOWN SO HE CALLS THE AA. WHEN THE MAN ARRIVES HE LIFTS UP THE HOOD OF THE CAR AND SAYS "YOU'VE BLOWN A SEAL" THE ESKIMO THEN SAYS "SO WHAT, YOU SHAG SHEEP!"......
Written on 22/12/2008

Young Johny
young johny was sitting in the park eating chocolate bars, a man sitting near bye, watched him finish off 6 of them, the man said "eating that many candy bars, is bad for your health." Johny replied, "my gradfather lived to be 105 years old." "did he eat, lots of candy?" ......
Written on 22/12/2008

Back From Heaven!
A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven, " the Dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, ......
Written on 15/01/2009

Prayer!
A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessin "I wouldn't know what to say, " the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say, " the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head ......
Written on 15/01/2009