Blonde Logic - Full Joke.
Two blondes living in Townsville were sitting on a bench talking...... And one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Melbourne or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Melbourne...?????"......
Written on 20/01/2009

Love Lives On...
Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce smooth and sophisticated." The second said, "Mine is like a porsche fast and powerful." The third said, "Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on ......
Written on 20/01/2009

Fire! - Full Joke.
WASHINGTON Reuters - A tragic fire on Monday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost. Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer said the president was devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one.......
Written on 25/01/2009

Perfect Reply
Perfect Reply !!!! A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, " I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time". The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "Your pecker is bigger ......
Written on 13/02/2009

T-g-i-f...
... A blonde steps into an elevator, smiles at the man already on, and says, " T-G-I-F." The man smiles and says, " S-H-I-T." The blonde smiles back and replies, " T-G-I-F." The man again smiles and says, " S-H-I-T." The blonde looks confused. She answers the man, and says, "Thank ......
Written on 13/02/2009