C**k Tease
1. What do you get when you cross a rooster and a owl ?? 2. What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone poll ?? ANSWERS 1.A c**k that wants to stay up all night. 2.A sixty foot c**k that wants to reach out and ......
Written on 12/05/2009

A Couple Of Santa Limericks...
I wonder what Christmas will be, No merriment, good cheer or glee, Now that Santa's arrested, Because someone protested, That he laid some doll under their tree. ------------ - That wily old pervert St. Nick Made good use of the curve to his d**k. He glazed the whole shaft Painted stripes, ......
Written on 12/05/2009

The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship
1. It is important to find a woman who cooks, cleans up and has a job. 2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important ......
Written on 23/05/2009

Sex Therapist
RESEARCH BY SEX THERAPIST A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the male volunteers told him: "When I get it in part way, my vision blurs. And when I get it all the way in, I can't see a thing. "Hmmmthat's an interesting optical reaction ......
Written on 23/05/2009

Flowers
When I go to a local discount store to get oil and filters for my car, I buy my wife a bouquet of flowers on display near the checkout counter. During one trip, some women in line behind me were oohing and aahing about a husband getting flowers for his wife. ......
Written on 24/05/2009