The Organ... - Full Joke.
While making love together for the first time Joe was furious when his girlfriend suddenly stopped and lay back. Whats wrong? he demanded. Forgive me, she said, but its your organ. It just isnt big enough. Forgive me, Joe replied, but it wasnt meant to be played in a cathedral!......
Written on 24/05/2009

Clean Up
A woman send her clothing out to the Chinese laundry...when it comes back there are still stains in her panties. The next day she encloses a note to the China man "use more soap on panties". This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry. ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Beer Prayer
Our Lager Which art in barrels Hallowed be thy drink Thy will be drunk at home, as it is in the inn Give us this day our foamy head And forgive us our spillage As we forgive those who spill aganist us Lead us not into incarceration But deliver us from ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Lol
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a ......
Written on 24/05/2009

The Priest And The C**k
There was a priest who lost a favourite c**k. During the Sunday sermon he said "Anyone who has the c**k, please stand"- All the men stood, "No, I mean anyone who has seen the c**k, please stand?"- All the women stood, "No, I mean anyone who has seen my c**k, please ......
Written on 24/05/2009