A Drunk Is Stopped By A Pretty Female Cop - Full Joke.
A drunk driver is stopped and arrested by a pretty female cop. As she goes to put him into the back seat of the cruiser, she reads him his rights. "Anything you say can and will be held against you." "OK then . . Boobs!"......
Written on 19/07/2009

Voted Best Joke In Australia - Full Joke.
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids. The shopkeeper asks: "Are they twins?" The woman says: "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?" "No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"......
Written on 19/07/2009

Cookies - Full Joke.
Did you here that this famous baker finally made a cookie that tastes just like p***y? people could'nt believe it , finally a critic went to see what this was all about. He bit into this wonder cookie and said "this taste like shit" the baker replied.. "turn it over"........
Written on 19/07/2009

Whacky Answers!! -3
---------- Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A. They're trying to get away from the noise. Q. Where do you find a no-legged dog? A. Right where you left him. Q. Where do you get virgin wool from? A. Ugly sheep. Q. What's the difference between ......
Written on 19/07/2009

An Exasperated Mother
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, ......
Written on 01/02/2010